6.23.2010

Sortkwik

Note: This is Most DEF Not a Post on my rantings, or my opinions. Except maybe My Opinion that I LOVE LOVE LOVE the way that Apple Laptop Webcams make you look. Seriously, I did no editing, just uploading, and that may seem like nothing to everyone, but I love playing around with Contrast & Saturation. Good Name for a band Possibly...
Anywho, I spent the day swimming around and acting like my childself the 3-year old version and then later going to Cine Arts in Palo Alto to watch Winter's Bone. It was really good actually. I won't spill any beans, but it is a Must-See film. (It is a little hard to find but most Independent fims may show it at one time or another, I'm sure.)
I Normally SUCK at eyeliner. My Hand is a Shakey Maniac.
So this was definitely a Huge Feat for me.
Vintage Floral Skirt, Pulled up and used as a Top.
Theres a little white button in the middle which made for Cute Detailing.
My Swimsuit Yes, One Pieces ROCK
Thrifted High Waisted Athletic(?!) Shorts
Sheer Tights
Cousin's Black Elastic Belt

Dont Get me wrong, I Love Bikinis and how they look on others as well as I. But I seem to have lost my litttle Pin-Up'ish Silhouette One. Its a seersucker fabric, but instead of the traditional Baby Blue, I have White and Coral Pink lines. When I find it, I'd gladly show you it, but I don't know if you'd be willing to see my nasty body just yet. 

Haha, Okayy.

6.22.2010

1-0

Apart from Chile's Victory against Switzerland, this Monday wasn't too Eventful.
I intended on doing something semi-Productive, but instead ended up listening to Sonic Youth's 'Goo' LP, and goofing off at home. Alas, the evening was filled with going to The Milk Pail Market, where you can find dozens of elderly Russian Women and French Dreamers alike. We didn't get anything too special, however I did have the BEST time standing in a corner secretly Sampling their cheeses by the dozens. I guess I sampled so much, you could consider me a thief!
But Hey! Who Knew Cheese from the Swiss Alps could be so good?!

Well until Today, the Pictures from the San Francisco Labor Day Weekend Carnival were sitting on my baby iPhone and I have worked up the energyyyzzz to share them with you all. (My Few Followers).
So if you're Big on Samba from Brazil or the Caribbean, this Carnival is for you.
US? Well we just went to show fellow support for my dad's ex-Bolivian Dancing Troupe!
Goodness, I Looove what I am.
Sorry if that sounds terribly conceited..

Lets See Shall We Not?:
*No Particular Reason for Blue Tinge. All Photos UnEdited.

Now because I haven't given any mere form of an outfit post in a long lonng while,
I'd like to present you crummy Pictures, for you to Stare at and Think about where exactly in Brazil these exquisite women can be found. Or You can think about My Bolivia. & Their Llamas*
Self-Hemmed and  Sweetheart Necklined Vintage Dress*
Vintage Lacy White Tights
Skechers Black Oxfords
*I PINKY SWEAR, this dress looked AMISH before my hands got on it,
AMISH AMISH MIDDLE OF NOWHERE BUTTER CHURNING AMISH!

Purple Bandana
Old Clear Wayfarers
Plain White V-Neck Hanes Tee
Mossimo Supply Co. Jeans
"Soles are actually Missing, Navy faded to light Gray" Converse

Thrifted F21 Shirt
Lark & Wolff Cropped Khakis
Bunny Slippers (Every Outfit's Staple)

(Finally, These are Two Items in Which I am in Desperate Need of)
If you happen to Personally know me, you'll surely know that I am a fan of Sweaters/Sweater Vests with Bold or Tacky Print. So when you combine a Knitted Sweater Vest, with the Album Artwork of Sonic Youth's 'Goo', we have the Ultimate Cosmic Explosion. 
No Really, It's SO Cosmic I can Feel it! Can You feel it? Yes? Very Well then.
Doesn't hurt that the vest will keep you Safe & Warm, and Safe & Warm during those Winter Months.

& Last but Certainly not Least, I give you the Car that I Most Desperately NEED. I have been calling for days, weeks, NO ANSWER. I managed to even knock on the door, and NO ANSWER. (But a little Kitty did come out to the window) So finally the other day, a woman answered the door and told me that her daughter was selling it and not her. 
Rusty Nuts & Bolts are My Specialty. Tender Love & Care always do the Trick.
So Much for Trying Right?

*You Know, Last Summer while driving in Oregon, we came across an Llama farm. Really Funny Stuff, especially considering it to be in the middle of nowhere, near a wolf reservation. Imagine Green Green hills and foggy weather, and as the mist begins to clear, you are thinking you see cows, then you get closer and realize they are furry, then you get even closer and realize that they have long necks. You then decide on the idea that you are witnessing Very Rare Furry Giraffes of the Hills of Oregon. Once that thoughts done with, you come to realize that there is No Such Thing and your foolish assumptions have blinded the fact that you were indeed surrounded by Hundreddsss of Llamas.


6.16.2010

WOODS@Slim's

WOODS was Bomb.
Yes, that Teenage word is Indeed the most accurate I could think of on the Spot.
My Mediocre Pictures do them NO JUSTICE. NO JUSTICE, I Repeat.

June 11th has been by far the Best Day out of this Summer.
No, Out of this Year.
I do know it's too early to say but...

Also, Kurt Vile has has Bettered in my Eyes, and The Art Museums are Spect.

Random Thumbnails

I Tried these Babies on, and although I am not fond of shoes with back-straps and no platforms, I do have to admot that they were Someessiinngg Ellseee.

My Granny Rite-Aid Shoe is wincing next to Christian Louboutin.

A Friend Snapped this One:
Look Ma! No Makeup!?!

& Finally, a Delectable Nut "Paleta".
*if Paleta does not ring a bell, Then I suggest you grab the Quickest Spanish Dictionary at hand, Gracias.

6.08.2010

And So Forth...

Dearest Readers,
My most sincere apologies go out to yourself, as well as my little blog baby. Jesus, I have neglected this as Sows neglect Wilburs. Charlotte's Web, anyone? No? Well then. Summer has officially started, I'm brimming with ideas to start saving up for Life and whatnot. I'm heading towards the direction of a Dog Walker, but I can also be your very own: House Cleaner, Baby Sitter, Car Washer, Thrifting Buddy, Makeover artiste, and yes, etc.You name it.

Please, I know this is probably the most Boringesstt Post in the world, and you've expected something great because of the hiatus. Sounds Smart? I thought so, even if I don't know the meaning of the, err, word. But I ask for you to give me time and tonight I will surely recollect my thoughts. Tomorrow is Wednesday, Bad Boring.Bloating. Day of the Week=Good Day to Respring.

I Leave You Eye Candy. or Puke. Your Choice.
Old Navy Boatneck Tee
Thrifted "Taxicab" Skirt
Sheer Black Stockings
Black Champion Keds

OLD Elementary age Shirt
Sz 18 Shorts, reworked
Black Champion Keds
Schoolbag

White Hanes Plain Long Sleeve Tee
Thrifted Scarf
Lark & Wolff Cropped Khakis
Skechers Oxfords

Vintage Sheer Minidress
Lace Merona Pantyhose
Black Champion Keds

Yes. YEs. YES.